TOP 10 - WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HOMEBOUND PWC (person with CFS)
10 - You find yourself taking 15 minutes to decide which T-shirt you'll wear with which pair of boxer shorts.
9 - You become fascinated by the swimming patterns of your pet goldfish.
8 - The big event of your week is when the shower drain gets stopped-up and the plumbers have to come to fix it.
6 - You forget how to count down from 10.
5 - You hug your computer and scream at your pets.
4 - You are denied disability benefits.
3 - You begin to notice new and different versions of TV commercials and you critique them.
2 - "Dressing up" means that you blow-dried and/or combed your hair.
And the number one way you know you're a homebound PWC.......
1 - You can't find anything better to do on a Friday night than make up a Top 10 List!!!!
From: 'the folk of the grand ol' Prodigy CFS BB of the 1990s'